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VerifiedRussia · Russia
Уважаемый зритель! · Этот канал создан с единственной целью: выпускать развлекательный низкоинтеллектуальный видео-контент, чтобы люди, влекущие бессмысленное и удручающее существование на планете Земля, могли весело проводить время, которое они могли бы потратить на работу во благо человечества. · Создателям этого канала присущи здоровая меркантильность и разумная непринципиальность в выборе средств собственного обогащения. Поэтому с удовольствием, которое неизменно сопровождает получение денежных средств, разместим в наших видео-роликах рекламу вашей компании, еды, продукта и пр., не забыв при этом упомянуть, что это самое лучшее, что может быть. · Предполагаем, что некоторая часть наших подписчиков в силу их скудных умственных способностей будет не в состоянии понять смысл этого текста. Этот аспект вызывает у создателей канала некоторую обеспокоенность за судьбу нашего поколения, но не более. · Песни от подписчиков в Telegram +79255380913 · По всем вопросам: slowslowcow@gmail.com ·
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